January 2011
“You don’t need to work out what you think. You just need to have a look at what...”
– NippleJesus by Nick Hornby (via thechocolatebrigade)
“You don’t need to work out what you think. You just need to have a look at what...”
– NippleJesus by Nick Hornby (via thechocolatebrigade)
December 2010
bonesonbones asked: hei, i really enjoy your blog. where you from?:)
simonmisfits: I’m going to a special screening of Blade Runner, I’ve never seen it.
nathanmisfits: @simonmisfits I’ve seen it already… Its crap, I wouldn’t bother.
simonmisfits: @nathanmisfits No you haven’t.
nathanmisfits: @simonmisfits Yes I have, turns out he’s dead…it all happened in his mind. He got killed by the robot at the start.
simonmisfits: @nathanmisfits I don’t think that’s what happens. And I don’t want to know.
nathanmisfits: @simonmisfits Yeah, they’re all ghosts. The main man’s a ghost, the other fella’s a robot ghost, there’s even a ghost of a ghost in there.
simonmisfits: @nathanmisfits You haven’t seen Blade Runner have you?
nathanmisfits: @simonmisfits I have, It’s just a load of ghosts playing Frisbee and then Bruce Willis turns up.
nathanmisfits: @simonmisfits And he’s all like “Fuck off outta here ghosts” and the ghosts are all “Uh uh, oh no he didn’t” and gang up on Bruce Willis
nathanmisfits: @simonmisfits But then Bruce Willis has some like magic xbox controller and he beats seven shades of shite out of the ghosts.
nathanmisfits: @simonmisfits And then this sexy lady ghost turns up and Bruce Willis totally does her.
nathanmisfits: @simonmisfits And she’s all like “oooh, oooh, Bruce Willis, yeah, do me harder… yippee ki yay motherfucker”
simonmisfits: @nathanmisfits You don’t know what you’re talking about.
nathanmisfits: @simonmisfits Yes I do.
nathanmisfits: @simonmisfits Wait, I got confused. I just looked it up, Blade Runner is the one where Harrison Ford is a replicant hunter
nathanmisfits: @simonmisfits he uncovers a big conspiracy, falls in love with a lady replicant but its ok cos hes been a replicant himself all this time.
simonmisfits: @nathanmisfits Thank you very much, Nathan.
simonmisfits: I’m going to a special screening of Blade Runner, I’ve never seen it.
nathanmisfits: @simonmisfits I’ve seen it already… Its crap, I wouldn’t bother.
simonmisfits: @nathanmisfits No you haven’t.
nathanmisfits: @simonmisfits Yes I have, turns out he’s dead…it all happened in his mind. He got killed by the robot at the start.
simonmisfits: @nathanmisfits I don’t think that’s what happens. And I don’t want to know.
nathanmisfits: @simonmisfits Yeah, they’re all ghosts. The main man’s a ghost, the other fella’s a robot ghost, there’s even a ghost of a ghost in there.
simonmisfits: @nathanmisfits You haven’t seen Blade Runner have you?
nathanmisfits: @simonmisfits I have, It’s just a load of ghosts playing Frisbee and then Bruce Willis turns up.
nathanmisfits: @simonmisfits And he’s all like “Fuck off outta here ghosts” and the ghosts are all “Uh uh, oh no he didn’t” and gang up on Bruce Willis
nathanmisfits: @simonmisfits But then Bruce Willis has some like magic xbox controller and he beats seven shades of shite out of the ghosts.
nathanmisfits: @simonmisfits And then this sexy lady ghost turns up and Bruce Willis totally does her.
nathanmisfits: @simonmisfits And she’s all like “oooh, oooh, Bruce Willis, yeah, do me harder… yippee ki yay motherfucker”
simonmisfits: @nathanmisfits You don’t know what you’re talking about.
nathanmisfits: @simonmisfits Yes I do.
nathanmisfits: @simonmisfits Wait, I got confused. I just looked it up, Blade Runner is the one where Harrison Ford is a replicant hunter
nathanmisfits: @simonmisfits he uncovers a big conspiracy, falls in love with a lady replicant but its ok cos hes been a replicant himself all this time.
simonmisfits: @nathanmisfits Thank you very much, Nathan.
